meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

chilled:

broadens:

never forget that your heart is always fighting for your survival, and that every beat is its way of telling you to not give up. so once in a while, close your eyes and place your palm over your chest and whisper “thank you”.

 

babyferaligator:

dumbass turtle cant even bite shit
impahled:

🔹similar here🔹
"People so tired, mutilated either by love or no love"
Charles Bukowski (via 13neighbors)

desireecremona:

cigaretteb0y:

Eight hour skype call and what

And we are happy, sexually frustrated as fuck, you’re fighting your eyelids because it’s 8:17 in the morning and I’m kind of hungry. That’s what. I love you. HIBERNATE!

fawndeviney:

Boston Ballet | Fawn DeViney 

xizv:

Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.